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❄️ Windhelm Candle — The Fire That Refuses to Die ❄️

❄️ Windhelm Candle — The Fire That Refuses to Die ❄️

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The cold here doesn’t just bite—it burns.

Step into Windhelm’s frozen heart, where ice-bitten lavender claws at the air and ancient stones hum with the weight of rebellion. This candle doesn’t just glow—it defies, unfolding like the city itself: crisp citrus and winter ozone cut sharp as Ulfric’s voice, then soften into ambered musk and sandalwood warmth—the lone fire in the Palace of Kings, the stubborn heat that refuses to surrender. It’s the scent of a people unbowed, of Stormcloak banners snapping in the wind, of Talos’ name whispered through gritted teeth.

Hand-poured in slow-burning soy wax, this flame is for those who understand that true strength isn’t just in swinging an axe—it’s in standing when the world says kneel. Light it when you need your room to feel less like shelter and more like a war room at dawn, charged with purpose.

Choose Your Stand:

WICKLETS™ — A whisper of Ulfric’s cause, like joining the Stormcloaks—thrilling, but with fewer Imperial arrows.

SPITEBITES™ — Raw rebellion (and wax) for true sons and daughters of Skyrim. Leave it at Talos’ shrine as the guards pretend not to see.

WICKED WICKS™ — Flame of the Ancient Nords. Scents strong as a Greybeard’s voice, housed in an Ecocrete vessel destined for second life as a mead horn or dragon claw display.

Each candle is poured in Windhelm’s crest colors—frost-blue and battle-worn grays as varied as the faces in the Stone Quarter. Processing takes 7–10 days: "Faster than a Nord’s axe, slower than the court mage’s diplomacy."

Bring Windhelm’s unyielding spirit into your home. Light it, and let the fire rise.

⚔️ The frost may linger—but so do we. ⚔️

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  • Hand-Poured, Not Corporate-Sold

    Our candles areliterallymade by a queer human (hi) in a small, rage-filled studio—not a factory that also makes toothpaste.

  • Customizable Chaos

    Want a scent called "Bury Me in Debt" or" CEO Tears"? Slide into our DMs. We love a collaborative descent into madness.

  • No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism (But This is Close)

    Clean-burning soy wax, phthalate-free fragrances, no Prop 65 toxins—just ethically-made candles that don’t screw with your lungs or your conscience.