Shipping policy
"We Move Fast (But Wax Takes Time)"
🔮 Processing Time
All orders take 7–10 business days (Monday–Friday, excluding holidays) to hand-pour, hex, and package.
Shipping starts after this period—this is not a “ships in 24 hours!” kind of operation (we wish).
📦 Shipping Options & Timelines
✉️ U.S. Orders: 3–7 business days after processing (usually)
🌍 International Orders: 10–20 business days after processing (blame customs, not us)
“Shipping delays caused by full moons, Mercury retrograde, or USPS chaos are sadly out of our control.”
📬 Tracking & Updates
You’ll get a “Your Spite is En Route” email with tracking once it ships.
Lost in transit? We’ll resend or refund (your choice).
🚫 No Expedited Options (Yet)
We’re a two-witch operation—no Amazon Prime bullshit here.
(It’s against our anti-corporate mojo.)
Yes, we know 7–10 days feels like forever.
No, yelling at us won’t make wax cure faster.
🧾 Contact
Questions or issues? Email us at hexsupport@spitewick.com