Spitewick
Subtle as a Brick
Subtle as a Brick
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Some candles whisper. This one doesn’t.
Subtle as a Brick is a hand-poured beeswax candle that delivers its message with elegance, edge, and just enough sting to make you smile. Sculpted into a soft, modern wave and stamped in raised black lettering that reads “fuck off,” it’s the kind of décor piece that keeps the energy clear and the expectations lower.
No fragrance. No florals. Just raw, golden wax with a faint honeyed note and a blunt refusal to tolerate nonsense. It's your boundaries — made visible, flammable, and quietly luxurious.
Place it at your desk to ward off interruptions. Keep it near the front door like a spiritual bouncer. Or gift it to a fellow chaos gremlin who deserves some sacred space.
It's not just a candle. It's a beautifully burning boundary.
Three reasons to feel good about your morally questionable candle addiction.
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Hand-Poured, Not Corporate-Sold
Our candles areliterallymade by a queer human (hi) in a small, rage-filled studio—not a factory that also makes toothpaste.
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Customizable Chaos
Want a scent called "Bury Me in Debt" or" CEO Tears"? Slide into our DMs. We love a collaborative descent into madness.
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No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism (But This is Close)
Clean-burning soy wax, phthalate-free fragrances, no Prop 65 toxins—just ethically-made candles that don’t screw with your lungs or your conscience.
