Spitewick
Oh Shit, It's Lit
Oh Shit, It's Lit
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Some days start with a vibe. Others start with an “oh shit.”
This candle gets it.
Crisis Management, But Make It Candle is your handcrafted, beeswax-sculpted moment of panic... preserved in soft curves and solid boundaries. The words “oh shit” are raised in customizable lettering across a gentle wavy form — because chaos deserves elegant packaging too.
There’s no scent, no synthetic crap — just 100% natural beeswax with that faint honeyed sweetness only the bees can bless us with. It's unscented on purpose. Because when you're spiraling, the last thing you need is lavender lying to you.
Light it during an existential crisis. Gift it to a friend who just got ghosted, fired, or publicly humbled. Or keep it as a desk totem to remind you that you’ve survived worse.
Not all chaos can be controlled. But some of it can be contained in wax.
Three reasons to feel good about your morally questionable candle addiction.
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Hand-Poured, Not Corporate-Sold
Our candles areliterallymade by a queer human (hi) in a small, rage-filled studio—not a factory that also makes toothpaste.
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Customizable Chaos
Want a scent called "Bury Me in Debt" or" CEO Tears"? Slide into our DMs. We love a collaborative descent into madness.
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No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism (But This is Close)
Clean-burning soy wax, phthalate-free fragrances, no Prop 65 toxins—just ethically-made candles that don’t screw with your lungs or your conscience.
