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🌲 Falkreath Candle — A Whisper from Skyrim’s Ancient Forests 🌲

🌲 Falkreath Candle — A Whisper from Skyrim’s Ancient Forests 🌲

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The air here is thick with secrets.

Step beyond the pines, where mist clings to crumbling ruins and the scent of eucalyptus cuts through the damp like a blade. This is Falkreath—not just a candle, but a breath of Skyrim’s deepest woods, where lavender softens the edges of something darker, older. Sandalwood and amber hum beneath it all, like the distant chant of the Greybeards, felt more than heard.

Hand-poured in slow-burning soy wax, this flame is for those who still listen for draugr in the silence, who feel the weight of history in a scent. Light it when the world outside feels too mundane, when you need your room to hold the same quiet power as a standing stone at dusk.

Choose Your Path:

WICKLETS™ – For the cautious explorer. A fleeting but potent 2 oz trial, like looting a burial urn—but with better karma.

SPITEBITES™ – A thief’s quick getaway. A 4 oz tin of pure rebellion, small enough to slip into your pack before Brynjolf notices.

WICKED WICKS™ – Flame of the ancient Nords. Slow-burning, shout-strong, housed in an Ecocrete vessel destined for second life as a potion vial or Dwemer relic.

Each candle is poured in Falkreath’s crest colors, hues as rich and varied as the hold itself. Processing takes 7–10 days—“Faster than a werewolf attack, slower than Talos’ blessings.”

Bring the soul of Falkreath into your home. Light it, and let the forest speak.

🌙 The pines remember. So will you. 🌙

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  • Hand-Poured, Not Corporate-Sold

    Our candles areliterallymade by a queer human (hi) in a small, rage-filled studio—not a factory that also makes toothpaste.

  • Customizable Chaos

    Want a scent called "Bury Me in Debt" or" CEO Tears"? Slide into our DMs. We love a collaborative descent into madness.

  • No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism (But This is Close)

    Clean-burning soy wax, phthalate-free fragrances, no Prop 65 toxins—just ethically-made candles that don’t screw with your lungs or your conscience.