Spitewick
Customer Service Face
Customer Service Face
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It smiles. It swears. It burns.
Customer Service Face is a deceptively cheery little beeswax candle shaped like a classic smiley face — until you get close enough to read the mouth.
Spoiler: it doesn’t say “cheese.”
This is a candle for the people still holding it together with curse words and charisma. Hand-poured from 100% pure beeswax and unscented by design, it glows with a soft gold light and a faint honey scent — the kind of sweetness that comes right before the breakdown.
Keep it on your desk as a silent protest. Gift it to the customer service rep in your life. Light it when you’re done pretending. This isn’t your average feel-good candle — it’s weaponized positivity with a built-in exit strategy.
Because not every meltdown looks like fire… but this one does.
Three reasons to feel good about your morally questionable candle addiction.
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Hand-Poured, Not Corporate-Sold
Our candles areliterallymade by a queer human (hi) in a small, rage-filled studio—not a factory that also makes toothpaste.
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Customizable Chaos
Want a scent called "Bury Me in Debt" or" CEO Tears"? Slide into our DMs. We love a collaborative descent into madness.
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No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism (But This is Close)
Clean-burning soy wax, phthalate-free fragrances, no Prop 65 toxins—just ethically-made candles that don’t screw with your lungs or your conscience.
