Spitewick
Burn It All Down (Politely)
Burn It All Down (Politely)
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You don’t always have to say it out loud.
Sometimes, you can just light the middle finger on fire and let the wax do the talking.
This is Burn It All Down (Politely) — a 100% beeswax candle shaped like the universal gesture of “kindly fuck off.” Unscented, clean-burning, and just a little too satisfying to light, this candle isn’t here to be subtle. It’s here to make a statement.
Perfect for rage rituals, emotional resets, breakup altars, or just a polite nod to whoever pissed you off this week, this candle is the kind of petty self-care that smells faintly of rebellion and honey (thanks, bees).
Made for the goths, the queers, the over-it, and the dangerously well-mannered. Light it up. Watch it melt. Feel better.
Because healing sometimes looks like setting a symbolic finger ablaze.
Three reasons to feel good about your morally questionable candle addiction.
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Hand-Poured, Not Corporate-Sold
Our candles areliterallymade by a queer human (hi) in a small, rage-filled studio—not a factory that also makes toothpaste.
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Customizable Chaos
Want a scent called "Bury Me in Debt" or" CEO Tears"? Slide into our DMs. We love a collaborative descent into madness.
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No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism (But This is Close)
Clean-burning soy wax, phthalate-free fragrances, no Prop 65 toxins—just ethically-made candles that don’t screw with your lungs or your conscience.
