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Spitewick

💖 The Candle That Can’t (And Won’t) Sit Straight

💖 The Candle That Can’t (And Won’t) Sit Straight

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Some candles burn straight. This one dances—in pink, purple, and blue flames that flicker however they damn well please.

Zesty lemon-scented (because bi culture is a citrusy snack), this candle is for those who know attraction isn’t binary—it’s a spectrum, a vibe, a "why choose?" whispered between crushes. Light it when you need your room to smell like confidence, when you want the air to hum with the same electric energy as that moment you realized oh, I like... both? All? Neither?

It’s more than wax. It’s a slow-burning rebellion against "phases" and "indecision," a flickering "I don’t owe you an explanation" in scent form.

Make It Yours:

WICKLETS™ – A tiny-but-mighty flicker of bi panic, like a crush on your best friend—intense, fleeting, and slightly acidic.

SPITEBITES™ – Pure "why choose?" energy for nightstands, gym bags, or passive-aggressive gifting to exes who still don’t get it.

WICKED WICKS™ – The candle that burns labels away, housed in an Ecocrete vessel destined to become a planter, glitter stash, or weapon against biphobia.

Each pour swirls bi flag colors—pink, purple, blue—as vibrant and varied as the people lighting them. Ships in 7–10 days: "Faster than coming out to your cat, slower than deciding who to date."

Light it. Love loudly. Or quietly. Or not at all.

💖 No rules. No apologies. Just bi magic. 💖

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  • Hand-Poured, Not Corporate-Sold

    Our candles areliterallymade by a queer human (hi) in a small, rage-filled studio—not a factory that also makes toothpaste.

  • Customizable Chaos

    Want a scent called "Bury Me in Debt" or" CEO Tears"? Slide into our DMs. We love a collaborative descent into madness.

  • No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism (But This is Close)

    Clean-burning soy wax, phthalate-free fragrances, no Prop 65 toxins—just ethically-made candles that don’t screw with your lungs or your conscience.