Refunds & Exchanges

(The "Zero Hassle, Maximum Sass" Policy)

💸 THE GIST
If you’re unhappy, we’ll refund or replace it—no returns needed. Yes, really.

🚨 BROKEN/DAMAGED?

Send a photo (helps us hex the shipping gremlins).
We’ll ship a replacement ASAP—no interrogation.

⏳ TIME LIMIT

30 days from delivery. After that? Like your ex’s texts: expired.

🔄 WANT TO SWAP SCENTS?

Email us. We’ll send the new one—keep the original (regift it, burn it spitefully, etc.).

✨ NO FINE PRINT

No restocking fees.
No forms.
Mild judgment reserved for people who hate peach-scented candles.